Parties’ key messages Thursday 26th March

Tories – Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..:

Labour – Leave that ex horse alone:

Lib Dems – Draw a line for Labour, then a second half a millimetre away for the Tories, take out a magnifying glass and observe us slap bang in the middle:

UKIP – Join the People’s Army:

Greens – The Tories raised £160k by auctioning a bust of Mrs T. Just saying:

SNP – Not to be confused with the more well-known Mumsnet:

Plaid Cymru – No offence, but I’ll be giving that one a miss:

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