Tories – Great minds think alike, but so do these geniuses…
Labour – 40 days, 40 ways. Bit more positive at least:
Lib Dems – A yellow submarine might be more useful, as the Lib Dems sink:
UKIP – My enemies enemy is my friend. Seriously though, this is what happens when you appoint a snake oil salesman as your party chairman:
Greens – Nothing today
SNP – That message is probably enough to win in Scotland:
Plaid Cymru – Nothing today
The short campaign kicks off tomorrow!