Almost on the home straight now.
Tories – FFS, somebody please make it stop:
Labour – The candidates on my ballot paper had much more conventional names:
Lib Dems – I was going to make a sarcastic comment, but then realised I’m spending my Friday night doing this, so won’t bother:
UKIP – Probably the least surprising statement of the week:
Greens – I have five English Pounds on this, so hope they all turn out:
SNP – He did rather give you a big FU last night:
Plaid Cymru – If Labour want to cobble together some kind of minority government, these sorts of things could be on the table: