Parties’ key messages Friday 1st May

Almost on the home straight now.

Tories –  FFS, somebody please make it stop:

Labour – The candidates on my ballot paper had much more conventional names:

Lib Dems – I was going to make a sarcastic comment, but then realised I’m spending my Friday night doing this, so won’t bother:

UKIP – Probably the least surprising statement of the week:

Greens – I have five English Pounds on this, so hope they all turn out:

SNP  – He did rather give you a big FU last night:

Plaid Cymru – If Labour want to cobble together some kind of minority government, these sorts of things could be on the table:

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